The Automated Targetting System

...to be used on Americans?
http://www.paradice.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=5516#5516
(yes, I'm also plugging my forums)...

WTF?!

RLI Encounter #2

These are somewhat fun to write... transcripts from irc.paradice.net #paradice:

05:41:23 * Baphnedia has an experience with another RLI
05:41:26 <@Baphnedia> >.<
05:47:31 < Zen> just
05:47:34 < Zen> just shoot them
05:47:39 < Zen> put them out of our misery, yeh?
05:49:03 <@Baphnedia> yeh
05:49:37 <@Baphnedia> This one is male. He starts playing loud music on his computer. (trying to play heavy metal through laptop tweeters.. almost funny,
but more sacrilige)
05:50:16 < Zen> ...
05:50:23 <@Baphnedia> Then, he unsuccessfully tries to sing to it. (singing the consistent three and threequarter steps off of the actual notes)
05:51:05 < VoK> ow
05:51:07 <@Baphnedia> Likewise, I think he has something big, round and wet stuck in his mouth, because he mumbles the words much in the way one would with a
carrot jammed all the way up to the uvula
05:51:07 < VoK> stop
05:51:17 < VoK> is torture
05:51:17 * Baphnedia stops :p
05:51:21 < VoK> nooooooo!
05:51:46 < Zen> good god kill it with fire baph
05:51:58 <@Baphnedia> !Baphnedia Real Life Idiot
05:51:59 < Fenrir> * Baphnedia utters something about not flaming anything sentient then sighs. Zen holds Real Life Idiot in front of Baphnedia so that Real
Life Idiot gets to feel the burn.
05:52:07 <@Baphnedia> thx for the assist, Zen
05:52:13 < Zen> YES
05:52:14 < Zen> YES
05:52:20 < Zen> THAT WAS AWESOME AND SHOULD BE IMMORTALIZED
05:52:59 <@Baphnedia> I should post that last part in my LJ (just because they can flag my blog as sexist too now!)
05:53:05 * t`sChillin falls over
05:53:23 < Zen> =O
05:53:27 < VoK> hahaha