Here's a new way to space out your monthly income...

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The 1st of September was 'pay' day. And lo, I had 1/1 of the amount of my paycheck in my bank account.
The 2nd of September was 'pay' day. And lo, I have 1/2 of my paycheck in my bank account.

Mayhap tomorrow I'll have 1/3rd of my paycheck left for the month of September?