baphnedia

When met in, or out of a fursuit, there are often instructions for proper care of the individual... not having experiences in a fursuit, I don't recall what all the parts are, but here's what I can think of:

Proper Care Procedures for a Baphnedia:
Your Baphnedia comes prepackaged and already turned on.
No assembly required - he already has all of his parts.
No batteries required - he is powered by Coffee, Vault, Jolt, and many combinations of liquor. Please do not attempt to insert batteries into Baphnedia. Doing so may result in a volatile reaction.
You may approach Baphnedia from the front for a hug. Only approach from the rear for a hug if he already knows you in person real well (as he doesn't like some surprises).
Don't try to offer sex to Baphnedia, he will say 'no'. Hugs are ok.
If Baphnedia is in a performance, hugs probably are not ok.
Baphnedia can usually be found by identifying the markings on his userpic.
Baphnedia can be cleaned in a shower or a bath (and he can sometimes be found in a pool or the ocean).

What are your proper care instructions?