Moment of Silence

I would like for you to take a moment of silence. Turn down the radio, the TV, the MP3 player, your spouse and make them partake in your moment of silence. This is for all the Canadian Geese who flew into our country. The US of A treats foreigners terribly, and today's events are just another horrible example of how inhospitable our country is to the rest of the world. They flew into our country, and the best thing we did to them was force-feed them into jet engines. It wasn't a jet nipping at the edge of a flock, but rather roasting whole families at a time. This is almost Holocaust in nature. We showed how American we are, and to show for it, they all got their goose cooked.