Yes! It's me, Baphnedia. Your new SATCOM Human Resources Deskjockey, who will be coming soon to an S-1 near you.
I am competent at filing papers, maintaining communication links in excess of 44,000 linear miles, maintaining user forms, and keeping logs. I am adept in assisting users with communications problems, troubleshooting and repairing of high-end nodal equipment, and assisting users fill out their leave forms and promotion packets.
If you have any questions, please feel free to comment. I am multi-talented, and will bring a lot to your table. If you'd like to hire me (buy me out of my f***ing contract I'm currently in), offers are accepted. Feel free to make your offers here, publicly, so you can see all the other people in the world who want my services.
This is a public-service announcement announcing the end of my career in the US Army. I'll fulfill the rest of the current contract (or get bought out of it), and happily work somewhere else where I can actually do my job. Otherwise, I am doomed to get stuck as an E-5, with no hope for promotion because all my experience was spent behind a desk, doing clerical/typist work. The rest of this contract is doomed to be spent in an S-1, with the option of an opening in my CO orderly room in May.
Have a nice day and remember...
What happens, happens. I said so.
Baph
I am competent at filing papers, maintaining communication links in excess of 44,000 linear miles, maintaining user forms, and keeping logs. I am adept in assisting users with communications problems, troubleshooting and repairing of high-end nodal equipment, and assisting users fill out their leave forms and promotion packets.
If you have any questions, please feel free to comment. I am multi-talented, and will bring a lot to your table. If you'd like to hire me (buy me out of my f***ing contract I'm currently in), offers are accepted. Feel free to make your offers here, publicly, so you can see all the other people in the world who want my services.
This is a public-service announcement announcing the end of my career in the US Army. I'll fulfill the rest of the current contract (or get bought out of it), and happily work somewhere else where I can actually do my job. Otherwise, I am doomed to get stuck as an E-5, with no hope for promotion because all my experience was spent behind a desk, doing clerical/typist work. The rest of this contract is doomed to be spent in an S-1, with the option of an opening in my CO orderly room in May.
Have a nice day and remember...
What happens, happens. I said so.
Baph