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Also, I finally understand the new best way to advertise something: Piss Someone Off.
Step 1: Heintz does a really.. really gay commercial in the UK. They get a whopping 200 complainers (out of a country of 60 million), and pull the commercial.
Step 2: The commercial makes international headlines and is shown more than 3 times during the newscast across the United States (not sure how many news networks picked it up). I can almost guarantee that there will be at least 2 weeks of news off of this commercial.
Oh, and Step 0 would be 'make the off brand / generic ketchup' (done in the 1980s). Oh, so if you decide you don't like Heintz anymore, you can buy their generic ketchup instead.
Also, I finally understand the new best way to advertise something: Piss Someone Off.
Step 1: Heintz does a really.. really gay commercial in the UK. They get a whopping 200 complainers (out of a country of 60 million), and pull the commercial.
Step 2: The commercial makes international headlines and is shown more than 3 times during the newscast across the United States (not sure how many news networks picked it up). I can almost guarantee that there will be at least 2 weeks of news off of this commercial.
Oh, and Step 0 would be 'make the off brand / generic ketchup' (done in the 1980s). Oh, so if you decide you don't like Heintz anymore, you can buy their generic ketchup instead.
