We have a new game in IRC. However, all I can say right now, until you've played it, is that it is a card game.

Woe to be the one who draws the 'Every Town Librarian' card.

Woe be to me after getting thumped upside the head with a thick book by everyone who draws the 'Every Town Librarian' card, for they may be grumpy and do wield thick books with surprising accuracy.